I don't wanna monopolize your violence
Don't wanna be your cloth mother
I want peace and love on this planet
And pain and death on the others
(Pain and death on the others)

The pressure in my eye socket
The debris in my shoes
I'm gonna take 'em all down to the old refractory
I got nothing better to lose
(I got nothing better to lose)

And just before you crawled out the window
You tied me to the bed with your rope of sand
And then the slime monster crawled into the puppet
And it walked just like a man
(It walked just like a man)

In a kingdom of embarrassments
Where the grass grows yellow in the shade
Our king was in his counting house counting out his money
And the queen was out screwing the maid
(Our queen was out screwing the maid)

And the local body snatcher
Left me a three star review
It said "The infrastructure problems are beyond untenable,
But you just can't beat that view."
(God damn what a view!)

And I said to her I'd like a cheeseburger
And son of a bitch I'll have a milkshake as well
Cuz I could've cut it in the oubliette
If I could stand the smell
(I just couldn't take the smell)

Walk like a slug
Caught in the sun
Hung out to dry
Who can I tell?
I wanna thank you
I need to thank you
For luring me out of my snail shell
(You're luring me out of my snail shell)

And I misread a message from my evil twin that said:
"Conflict avoidance is my patron saint"
But then the vampire broke into the Michael's
Just to feast on crimson paint
(To feast on crimson paint)